Hi, this is your uterus. I just wanted to let you know that I just wanted to skip the formalities and get straight to business. Instead of this gradual increase in size I thought we'd get right to the point. You may have noticed you can't suck your stomach in anymore, sorry about that. It's my fault.
And you may have noticed that even your maternity jeans are feeling a bit claustrophic. Yeah, that's my fault, too. And the sciatic pain? You're going to have to blame that one on me as well, since I'm sitting right on that nerve.
You see, I just don't see the point of starting off small. We've been through this song and dance before, you know what to expect, so suck it up and take it. I do have to say that when you stretch and bend too much and feel that sharp round ligament pain, I'm just warning you to take it easy.
We're in this together, for the next 7 months. Things are about to get a lot bigger and more uncomfortable. Don't worry, it's all for the best. You see I love your baby, too, and want to provide the best place for them to grow. So sit back (with your feet propped up) and enjoy the ride!
P.S. I have nothing to do with your increased bust size. You can blame that one on the baby!
11 weeks 3 days
And no, we're not having twins. I had just eaten before we took the pic.